Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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