So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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