Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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