we're making bets on your personal life
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
We left the knife in your bed.
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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