is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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