just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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