from now on my penis is your penis
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
i think i just lost a toe
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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