I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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