Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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