normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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