There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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