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(210): View more from Texas

eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?

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(501): View more from Arkansas

He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night

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(586): View more from Michigan

My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.

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(847): View more from Illinois

This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset

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(305): View more from Florida

Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.

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