so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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