I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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