the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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