does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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