I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize