Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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