Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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