shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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