I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
COCAINE IS GR8
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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