yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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