I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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