What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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