they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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