This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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