Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
high people should be assigned attendants
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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