I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
It's just like the Real World with babies
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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