So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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