just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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