i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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