He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem