Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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