I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
