he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I have aggressive nipples.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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