I got chris browned last night
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
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just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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