I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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