quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
What's dad's email?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.