after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
And the cops told us we were all naked.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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