All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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