she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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