some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
My vagina just clenched in fear
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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