I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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