My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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