Where is the hickey?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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