it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Mom said you looked used
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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