quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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