people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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