Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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