can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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