try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
