woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
he's single and there are thong briefs.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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