Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Randomize
