She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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