Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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