They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
