Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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